Dawson Lord of Gingers

"Dawson, Lord of Gingers is a very illusive character. Me and my team have not been able to gather very much info about him other than the fact that he wields the "Axe of Gingers", which was forged out of Friend Points and infused with the soul of Dochan Sprankeldo. It also allows him to warp throughout the Multiverse. He apears to be from Earth 8791. We got a chance to speak with his mother, who was quite startled when me and my team fell out of a vortex onto her kitchen table where she was preparing beef stroganoff.

''She managed to tell us that her son was the descendant of a very powerful emperor from the Gingerian Empire, or in its current, more weakened state, the Brotherhood of taxes. According to her, Dawson had a very strange gift of playing the bagpipes and warping around.''

''We thanked her and promptly left. While we were on the way out, we ran into Dawson, which was interesting. We had a quick chat in which he showed us the axe up-close which was amazing. It had a strange golden gem in the center and the axe itself was emitting emerald green flames. Something we also learned from this conversation is that A: The axe handle was made out of a strange ancient metal which we had only come across once before called "Gingerium", and B: apparently Walter (see Cosmic gods) frequently sends him messages in the form of dreams.''

''He is certainly strange, and his goals of reestablishing the Gingerian Empire are even stranger. He spoke briefly about the war with the Epsilonian Empire that caused the downfall of the empire that he was destined to lead."''