Jake

Jake is one of the current club members, recruited in Fifth Grade. He is a slightly... Thicker boy. He's known for his amazing skills in Meme Necromancy. He can bring just about any Meme back from the dead in the form of a Zombie Meme, whether it'll be funny again or not. Even if he seems like a casual guy, he has a massive impact within the Multiverse that even he may not realize.

Abilities
He may not look strong, but his powers are quite impressive. He once knocked Superman to the other side of the Milky Way. At one time, he was able to run Tretrigitillions of laps around the planet in a second (Though he never did because it may have been very painful to exert that much energy). At that time, he was the fastest character. The reason he was able to do this was because of a dangerous experiment that he was involved in called Operation Parsnip. In that experiment (conducted by Dr. Dashellio Scotrankle) he had a tiny piece of the Speed Parsnip infused into him.

Unfortunately, with the introduction of the Chaos Vegetables into the Universe, the power of the Infinity Parsnips has began to steadily decrease. Although it is unknown exactly why this has started to happen, Dr. Scotrankle explained one possible theory when he said, "It's because it's all about the Chaos Vegetables now." With the Infinity Parsnips slowly rotting away, the part of Jake that was fused (widely believed by fans to be his forehead) has also started to rot. Because the Infinity Parsnips are legendary Artifacts, they will never be able to fully rot away. This means that Jake will still be able to run two times faster than the Flash when the parsnip has rotted as much as it can.

Ever since Dashel warned Jake about the rotting of the parsnips, he has worked even harder to gain more skills, mainly in Memes. Now, he's known as one of the most skilled Memers on Earth. Other new abilities include the Fivehead Blast, elongation of his neck, and more.